Jackin’ Tracts and Bobbing for Souls

« Every Chick tract is a proven soul winner » — Jack Thomas Chick (1924-2016)

Before we begin, one must advance past the primordial question: « Who the 𖦹!!!**! is Jack T. Chick? » This simple query has been answered at length elsewhere, so I refer you to the heavy lifting done by others, notably this comprehensive obituary, or Joe McCulloch’s eye-opening article, Life Is Worth Living, both from the pages of The Comics Journal.

Then, of course, since we are ever standing on the shoulders of giants, there’s Daniel Raeburn‘s likely definitive Chick monograph, published in 1998 and today commanding usurious prices on eBay. Ah, but the author, as gracious as he is erudite, lets visitors to his website download The Imp absolutely free of charge. Go for it!

This is The Imp no. 2 (1998), bearing a lovely illustration by Daniel Clowes, who was the subject of the previous — and first — issue.

In 2016, upon Chick’s shuffling off this mortal coil, Raeburn was interviewed on the CBC’s As It Happens show*. He was asked « Now that he has died, what would you say is his legacy? » [ full interview here ]

Raeburn: « I think he did influence our culture. He influenced the counter-culture. I think particularly in the world of underground comics, I think he was the ultimate outsider. He was the most underground of all the underground cartoonists and I think there is a certain amount of grudging respect for him in that regard. He got his work out there with no help from anybody and he did it his way. He had a real DIY aesthetic. He’s sort of like a punk rocker except that he’s not a punk rocker. He was a Christian. But he did embody the punk, do-it-yourself ethos and I think that will be his lasting legacy — that and camp. I mean his comics have long-lasting camp value. They are unintentionally hilarious. »

And it is in this roundabout way that we arrive at today’s subject. Not Chick tracts per se, but a gloriously blasphemous parody thereof.

Jacked Tracts (2026) isn’t the first Chick lampoon, not by any means, but it certainly earns the distinction of being the most ambitious. Says writer-editor-illustrator-conductor Danny Hellman, as to the book’s raison d’être and modus operandi: « We took six notorious Christian comic tracts that traumatized us as children, and asked seventy-four of the world’s most depraved cartoonists to re-interpret the art, page-by-page. New text was then added to the art by this book’s editor. »

Hellman’s tantalising cover.
First off, two pages from Sleepless in Sheol, a détournement of A Demon’s Nightmare; Art by Ivan Manuppelli, aka Hurricane Ivan. And if this leaves you with a hankering for vegan lasagna, here’s a mouth-watering recipe!
Art by Cliff Mott.

The following two pages hail from Fear the Memes, a reinterpretation of the No Fear tract.

Art by Sandy Jimenez.
Art by Danny Hellman.

Next up, a pair of samples from Party Hard Lady, a reimagining of Party Girl.

Art by… well, moi. For the character of the sanctimonious granny, I kinda envisioned Jack Kirby’s wonderful Agatha Harkness, as she appeared — and only then — in an early favourite comic book of mine, Fantastic Four no. 94 (Jan. 1970, Marvel).
Art by Soph Franz.

We follow up with two from a retelling of one of the most notorious of Chick’s contes cruels, Somebody Loves Me, rejigged to fine effect into Nobody Loves a Chatty Brat.

Art by Gideon Kendall. Unlike some people, Danny uses real biblical quotes. Ironically, it’s been claimed, and not without merit, that actually reading the Bible may lead straight to atheism.
Art by Dyna Moe.

Then it’s on to the evils of drugs, with two excerpts from Trust the Pusher in the Sky, a retooling of Trust Me.

Art by Fufu Frauenwahl.
Art by Denis St. John. Seems perfectly in keeping for ol’ Uncle Fester‘s rascally nature.

And finally, one from Mr Victor Cayro‘s solo tour de force, Boo-Boos for Beelzebub, riffing exuberantly on Chick’s Boo.

If you’ve got the inclination, feel free to delve into the rabbit hole of the buff Jesus phenomenon.

As you can surely imagine, gathering nearly seventy-five loose cannon cartoonists and shepherding this rabid flock through a project of this magnitude took — never mind the sweat and aggravation and toil — quite some time. Looking at my files, my part in it was drawn in early March, 2021… and the finished book reached my hands just last month.

Just today, while researching this piece, I came upon this quote: « … as we’re less than a year out from Itch.io’s de-listing, re-listing, and continued demonetisation of adult works affecting a number of comics creators seeking to sell their wares online, due to pressure from payment processors and conservative activist groups, and now we’re seeing the same playbook being used on Kickstarter, which is strictly prohibiting “adult-only or sexually explicit content” due to (all together now) pressure from payment processor Stripe, which itself is not exactly free from controversy. » [source]
… which in turn led me to ponder the bumpy road to publication that Jacked Tracts had. So I asked Danny.

DH: « My initial plan with JACKED TRACTS had been to self-publish, which I always find a tough slog, especially when it comes to distribution. I approached the owner of a small press to whose books I’d contributed, and asked if he’d be interested in sub-distributing JACKED TRACTS upon publication. He responded by saying he was much more interested in publishing the book outright under his imprint. After a bit of thought, I decided to partner with him. Some months later, the publisher tearfully told me he had to renege on our agreement, as other artists whose work he published had expressed objections to being in the same imprint with me. Presumably these folks objected to my heterodox politics, although with these sorts of whispering campaigns, it can be hard to know what they’re actually about. I then fell back on my original plan: self-publishing and crowdfunding. »

Danny reportedly has copies available. Just follow this magical link to doom and perdition. What have you — immortal soul aside — got to lose?

-RG

*And speaking of Canada: some Americans have mocked my fair country for banning Chick tracts for being hate speech. Dan Raeburn evidently agrees with that characterisation, stating that « … they are nothing but sanctified hate literature. » There was, for instance, this disingenuous hatchet piece in The Washington Post (remember the WP?)

It’s hard to miss the irony of this jingoistic finger-wagging from the country that repealed its Fairness Doctrine. How’s that worked out for you, guys?

In Canada,” said Ron Cohen, chairman of the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council, “we respect free speech but we don’t worship it. It is one thing we value, but not the only thing.

Hallowe’en Countdown IV, Day 17

« I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion. » — Henry David Thoreau

Have you picked out that special pumpkin for your fast incoming (dark, presumably) celebrations? If not, better get on it — someone (or something) else may be casting covetous glances and about to call dibs.

The lovely barefoot damsel is Richard Sala’s plucky heroïne (well, one of them!) Peculia. She was the star of Sala’s showcase title Evil Eye (1998-2004, Fantagraphics), as well as the graphic novel Peculia and the Groon Grove Vampires (2005). Fret not, she can fend for herself.

This is Evil Eye no. 2 (Oct. 1998, Fantagraphics).
This is Evil Eye no. 3 (Apr. 1999, Fantagraphics).
This is Evil Eye no. 5 (Mar. 2000, Fantagraphics).

As you may or may not have heard, Mr. Sala was one of the many notables we lost over the course of this nearly unparalleled Annus horribilis. Let’s remember him through this heartfelt eulogy penned by his closest friend and esteemed colleague, Mr. Daniel Clowes.

A fetching pinup from the back cover of the 2002 Peculia collection (2002, Fantagraphics).

– RG

Peter Tork, Man of Music… and of Comics

« I know she’s having a fit, she doesn’t like me a bit, no bird of grace ever lit on Auntie Grizelda » — Diane Hildebrand / Jack Keller, 1966

Now’s the time to wish Peter Halsten Thorkelson, he of the open, Nordic look, a most joyous 77th birthday, regardless of what Your Auntie Grizelda may think!

Pete was born in Washington, D.C. on February 13, 1942, which makes him the doyen of the group. Like Mike “Wool Hat” Nesmith, he was a musician first, likely the group’s most instrumentally proficient. Peter wound up auditioning for the tv show after his name was suggested by Stephen Stills, who wasn’t quite right for the part… but definitely a good sport.

Peter and his fellow Monkees were featured in their own Dell comic book (is there any greater honour?), which lasted from March, 1967 to October, 1969, seventeen issues in all (with some reprinting.) That was one of Dell’s few savvy moves in their waning days, and one of their few readable titles outside John Stanley‘s output.

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Peter the muse. From ‘Way-Out’ West, The Monkees (1966, Popular Library). See below!

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This cute lil’ volume contained a bunch of fun (what else) Monkees romps written by Howard Liss and ably illustrated by Eisner- Iger Studio veteran Gene Fawcette.

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José Delbo‘s splash page from Beezle, Beezle, Who’s Got the Beezle?, The Monkees no. 8 (Jan. 1968, Dell). Scripter unknown… but he’s pretty good.

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The issue in question: The Monkees no. 8 (Jan. 1968, Dell)

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The Monkees no. 4 (Sept. 1967, Dell)

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The Monkees no. 14 (Oct. 1968, Dell)

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Ah, but Dan Clowes has known it all along! From Eightball no. 13 (Apr. 1994, Fantagraphics)

Update: Peter Tork passed away on Thursday, February 21, 2019, barely a week beyond his 77th birthday. Au revoir, Peter!

-RG

Hallowe’en Countdown II, Day 13

« In many ways, I thought, the perfect night would be a string of unanswered doors. » Dan Clowes, Immortal, Invisible

For our lucky thirteenth check on October’s calendar, we’ll stalk the neighbourhood through Dan Clowes’ eyes with his bittersweet and appropriately haunting Hallowe’en memoir, from the 16th issue of Eightball (Nov. 1995, Fantagraphics). It’s also available in their excellent “Caricature” collection.

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In the mid-90s, Clowes was going from strength to strength, having gradually evolved past the vastly entertaining but immature snarkiness of his early work… he’s certainly earned full marks for being true to his muse, instead of cranking out routine variations on Zubrick and Pogeybait or Needledick the Bug-Fucker.

As an draftsman, Clowes clearly isn’t a « natural »… he had, and has to work at it. But that’s fine, because his special gift rests in his storytelling. Yet it wouldn’t be the same if he merely wrote scenarios for others to illustrate, since his writing and artwork mesh wholly and perfectly.

As a chronicle of a certain early adolescent mindset, full of turmoil and intense, unpredictable emotions, « Immortal, Invisible » is nearly without peer, matched only by its companion and issue-mate, « Like a Weed, Joe ». I figure that just about any sensitive and perceptive person who’s suffered through the stages of a somewhat solitary and awkward late childhood and adolescence can find a bit of themselves in this tale. I know I can relate to its sense of bittersweetness and longing for the fast-receding innocence of childhood.

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The full story is ten pages long, and if you aren’t already familiar with it, I couldn’t recommend it more fervently.

-RG

Tentacle Tuesday: Pleasantly Goofy

I’d like to interrupt the regularly scheduled Tentacle Tuesday with the double whammy of tentacles and kiss-me-I’m-Irish:

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It’s Grip Glutz and Shamrock Squid! Originally published in Eightball no. 10 (February 1993.) Story and art by Daniel Clowes, of course. I love stories with no moral.

Shamrock Squid, created by Clowes, is an “open source” character, which is to say that other cartoonists have official permission to use him in their work.

« While Shamrock Squid was originally featured in Clowes’s comic book Eightball as a comic companion to “Grip Glutz” in a one-page ‘gag’, he has also made surprise or cameo appearances in other alternative comics such as Peter Bagge’s Hate and Rick Altergott’s Doofus. The most detailed, epic and perhaps final use of Shamrock Squid was done by Adrian Tomine and Peter Bagge in a 7 page piece in Hate #28 entitled “Shamrock Squid: Autobiographical Cartoonist”, which lampooned autobiographical alternative comics, teen angst, and fandom. It would seem that the gag has gone as far as it can. » (source)

I’m not sure what is implied by “the gag has gone as far as it can”, but since Adrian Tomine is involved, I’ll happily agree that enough is enough.

So if you’re planning to booze your woes away this Saturday on St-Patrick’s, happy drinking!

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Moving on to the goofiness promised, here’s Tentacle Tuesday in all its glory.

Many women get killed. Their corpses are covered in doughnut-shaped marks. A killer in a trench-coat sporting a wide-brimmed hat has been spotted retreating into the city’s aquarium after his crime. “Who Doughnut?”, the story’s title asks, and it is indeed a stumper.

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The intrepid detective follows the killer! His mind struggles with the vital question of who or what could have possibly left such bizarre marks on his victims…

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… and comes up with the answer! It’s…. (drumroll, please)…

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Well, duh. Everyone knows octopuses suck blood (and have a weakness for stylish hats).  « Who Doughnut? », written by Al Feldstein and drawn by Jack Davis, was published in Vault of Horror no. 30, April-May 1953. The art is glorious, and the story – while preposterous – is moody as hell, so do yourself a favour and read it here. As a matter of fact, it’s so well drawn that one forgets the farcical plot and shudders along with the protagonist.

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The composition just pulls you in, doesn’t it? Although you might wanna watch that… lest you come face-to-face with a vampire octopus.

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Quite on a different note, meet an alien lifeform with an appetite for self-destruction. Which is to say: it likes to be eaten.

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« The CXL spice paste is made up of millions of hive-minded micro-organisms whose sole purpose in life is to be eaten in a delicious meal. If the lettuce is too thick and chunky, the CXL will realise they are being prepared wrong and will strangle the chef responsible. »
Snippet from James Stokoe’s Wonton Soup, published by Oni Press in 2014. Thanks to RG for putting together my hasty photographs of this page from a completely unscannable, thick and tightly-bound book.

Canadian Stokoe is probably best known for his take on Godzilla, which comic left me frankly underwhelmed. However, I heartily recommend the unfortunately unfinished Orc Stain. As for Wonton Soup, it was loads of fun to read. Here’s a summary from Publisher’s Weekly: « Stokoe’s wittily vulgar debut graphic novel follows former-cook–turned–space trucker Johnny Boyo as he fights off space ninjas, returns to the planet of his ex-girlfriend Citrus Watts, and finally faces a cook-off duel with a pair of alien twins who’ll stop at nothing to achieve culinary victory. » That covers the gist of part 1; to which I’ll add that part 2 of Wonton Soup concerns itself largely with Johnny’s buddy Deac’s reminiscences about his mad escapades with a sex bear, which are not for the squeamish.

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Let’s end this cephalopod festival not with a bang but with a whimper… the whimper of a wife who’s getting carried off by tentacles, that is.

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“Sorry, dear.” Cartoon by Gahan Wilson, who can always be relied on to resort to tentacles whenever possible.

~ ds