« Coming to play golf is not what I would consider to be an essential purpose. » — Nicola Sturgeon
I’ve long wanted to showcase one of Samm Schwartz‘s Jughead stories on this blog, but always hit the same snag: which one? Not too long ago, while revisiting my trove of 1970s issues, I came upon just the specimen. Tee for Three appeared in Jughead no. 247 (Dec. 1975, Archie). I’ll spare you the hideous-as-usual Stan Goldberg cover.
Why this one among hundreds of others, then? For one thing, it’s longer; at eleven pages long, it’s a towering freak amidst the customary five-or-six pagers.
But that’s not all: Tee for Three also boasts an unconventional plot, one that cried out for (and received) a more leisurely deployment. Its tone is also surprising: it’s quite deadpan and sanguine in its absurdity.
For once, you can envision why these three, despite being frenemies or plain rivals, would actually hang out: they challenge and entertain one another. And even collaborate when the occasion calls for it. In this case, Jug, Archie and Reggie are so bonded in their good-natured folie à trois that the rest of the world doesn’t have a clue and hardly stands a chance.
While such a golf contest would surely result in much injury, property damage and litigation in the ‘real’ world, it sure seems like a rollicking bit of sport here, and isn’t that what good fiction is for(e)?
-RG
Great story! Like you say, fun to see the three actually enjoying spending time together, and also that Reggie didn’t even think about lying about his number of shots.
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Hi Simon — Thanks for chiming in! I agree, Reggie’s devious-yet-still-sporting strategy is quite a cool wrinkle. I’m delighted to see others also recognizing Tee for Three’s special charms!
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These are like comfort food for the eyes and brain.
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Just the kind of balm these troubled times call for, and I’m happy to provide it in my own small way. Thanks for dropping in!
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Oh, great story. Thanks for this.
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You’re quite welcome! It’s heartening to see this fine little tale striking a chord. Timeless, isn’t it?
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I loved this story as a kid, and an internet search brought me here. Later on I read Dan Jenkins’ 1974 novel Dead Solid Perfect and realized that the author of this comic totally lifted the idea from it. There’s a very funny part in Dead Solid Perfect where the golfers decide to play street golf to make it interesting, and it’s a similarly Byzantine course with only one hole, which is a loafer in their friend’s closet. Dan Jenkins is a hilarious writer, so if you’re going to steal, steal from the best.
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I’m sorry it took me so long to respond to your comment! I’ve added DSP to my ‘must seek out’ list, and I really appreciate your sharing with us the wildly convoluted journey the original story too you on… very much in keeping with the principles of street golf. Cheers!
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